Stimulus checks stimulate porn subscriptions
We somehow managed to spend our entire stimulus rebate without spending a dime on pornography… which is a damn shame. What were we thinking??? Our silly oversight was a total waste of our governmental freesources.
Honestly, though, we were probably too busy making our own porn with the uber-fun sex swing that GW bought for us in May.
Do not fret, though. The industry is doing well even without our patronage, looks like the rest of you perverts were making up for our porno purchasing slackitude:
An independent market-research firm, AIMRCo (Adult Internet Market Research Company), has discovered that many websites focused on adult or erotic material have experienced an upswing in sales in the recent weeks since checks have appeared in millions of Americans’ mailboxes across the country.
To apologize for our transgression, we’re budgeting in at least 10% exclusively for porn the next time we get all economically stimulated by Uncle Sam.
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July 7th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Hi Nate and Di,
Do you mind commenting on how you like you new Volcano? I’ve been looking in to buying one in the past few weeks and I think I’m going to go for it, but a shining review by you two would be like the icing on the cake.
July 18th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Damnit Nate and Di .. how many times have I had to say ‘friends don’t let friends pay for pr0n!?’